Dj Lumberjack  -   is a music box. 

Insert a coin and  he will play all kinds of music. He used to be a lumberjack, but after a serious accident wich he barely survived, he was  transformed into a music box. He is available 24/7. You pay him on request, but no refund. Momentarely he is the best running Dj there is. He is a natural